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Hunter Biden just dropped a bombshell by teasing his new meme coin LAPTOP launching straight on Coinbase’s Base chain September 9, all named after that infamous laptop drama from the 2020 election vibes 🖤. He’s holding back a fat 20% slice of the supply to airdrop the homies who got wrecked holding Donald Trump’s TRUMP coin too.

Biden Drops The Ticker And Date 💀

The Wall Street Journal spilled the tea Monday morning and Hunter hopped on his verified X account just 4 minutes later to confirm it with the $LAPTOP ticker plus that September 9 drop date next to a quick 31-second Fox News clip.

$LAPTOP

September 9 pic.twitter.com/QokgWLNxgL

— Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) September 7, 2026

Supply Split Looks Sinisterly Generous 👀

The token rocks a clean 1 billion total supply with the founding squad including Hunter locking 30% for six months before a slow two-year release drip. Another 20% splits across two sneaky airdrop rounds for those TRUMP coin bag holders underwater, plus his Substack fans and Andrew Callaghan’s mailing list crew.

20% lines up for liquidity pools, exchange listings and legal fees while up to 30% gets burned on big milestones like a fresh Bitcoin all-time high, LAPTOP flipping TRUMP’s market cap, or a Democratic 2028 election win 🌙.

Fake versions already popped up on Solana, BNB Chain and TON racking $6.9 million in shady volume within the first hour, yet none hold any official contract since it lands live Wednesday on Base.

Base Network Attracts The Usual Scammy Chaos 🕸️

Coinbase’s Base has pulled over 500 scam tokens right after its 2023 debut, and blockchain sleuth ZachXBT keeps tracing hijacked celeb accounts pushing those fakes with $3.5 million drifting to anon wallets. TRUMP itself launched January 18 2025 on Solana, crashed over 50% fast when Melania launched hers, and now sits near $2.28 after peaking at $73.43 earlier.

The Real Laptop Story Gets Darker 🔮

That laptop is legit though; Hunter left it at a Wilmington Delaware repair shop back in 2019 and the New York Post dropped its files in October 2020 right before the election. An FBI agent confirmed the serial matched Apple records during his 2024 trial while Hunter pushes back claiming cloud storage theft. The official LAPTOP contract fires live on Base September 9 so stay sharp out here 🦇.

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Bitcoin’s chilling above 79,000 after those US spot ETFs slurped up 730.9 million in just one day last week, the second biggest inflows this year following the 843.6 million on January 14. 💸 Crypto analysis platform CryptoRus framed this week as a total test of whether that institutional buying can shove BTC through the watched 82,000 resistance level in its latest market letter, calling it a bullish test rather than some finished move. ✨

Three Spooky Signals Fueling the Breakout Vibes 🖤

CryptoRus pointed to three signals worth tracking in this tweet. The first is the ETF print itself where bitcoin held near 80,000 even after a stronger than expected US jobs report briefly pressured things and resilience reads as institutional buyers absorbing supply before resistance breaks though similar spikes have shown up near past market tops. 👀 The second is a leverage reset with 554.2 million in crypto positions liquidated over 24 hours where 471.4 million of that being shorts and 276.7 million coming from BTC alone. 🕸️ “That is real demand. It is not yet a completed breakout” the letter said adding that forced short covering can speed up a rally without guaranteeing organic demand sticks around once the squeeze ends. 🌑 The third signal is Zcash which climbed from roughly 40 to above 1,200 over the past year and pushed into crypto’s top ten a sign that speculative capital is concentrating around a scarcity narrative with the risk of chasing a parabolic move. 🚀

A Breakout Still Needs Dark Confirmation 🦇

Bitcoin itself has changed little over 24 hours up roughly 2 percent for the week and about 23 percent for the month though it remains down close to 28 percent over the past year and around 37 percent below the 126,000 high it set last October. Daily trading volume sits near 22 billion up about 13 percent from the prior session. 💀 The report therefore puts 79,000 and 82,000 at the center of the current setup. A four hour close above 82,000 followed by a successful retest would provide stronger confirmation. Losing 79,000 meanwhile would weaken the immediate bullish case and put the liquidity area around 78,000 back in focus. 🪦 As things stand ETF demand is strong but 82,000 has not yet been cleared. 🌙

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Tokenized SPY versions along with Google and Robinhoods own shares sparked a wild surge in on-chain trades lately with data from Token Terminal showing SPY on Robinhood Chain blasting over 1300% higher in 30 days to top a 17.4 million market cap 💀.

SPY rGOOGL and HOODb Lead a Month of Rapid Growth 🌙

Token Terminal dropped fresh stats proving SPYs Robinhood Chain version grew the hardest among tokenized equities climbing 1314% to hit that 17.4 million market cap 🖤. Realitys rGOOGL on Arbitrum followed close with a 530.9% jump to 18.8 million while Binance bStocks HOODb climbed 428.7% landing at 5.7 million.
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MSTRb from Binance bStocks hit 53.8 million after a 334.6% rise making it the biggest by market cap among the top movers while Robinhoods NVDA pumped 284.4% to 15.2 million 🚀. Other Robinhood plays like SPACEX grew 276.6% to 8.7 million AAPL rose 249.9% reaching 5.6 million and GME gained 219.4% to 3.9 million with tons more tokenized stocks showing at least 50% gains across the board 😈.

Robinhood Chains Momentum Fits a Wider Pattern 💖

Trading tells a tighter tale though with QQQb leading volume over the past 90 days at 4.5 billion ahead of SPYx at 1.5 billion and SPCXb at 1.1 billion 📈. Those three alone made up 7.1 billion or 44.7% of total dex volume in this category out of 15.9 billion overall which itself exploded 1250.8% higher.
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Robinhood Chain keeps the momentum rolling since its early July drop topping 200 million in total value locked fast with hype around both memes and these tokenized stocks 🦇. Tokenized equities have been the quickest growing category tracked lately expanding from 14 coins to 478 which is over 3300% up beating even real world assets or AI plays. But not everyone is hyped since the IMF flagged risks where tokenization skips settlement buffers that usually let banks catch liquidity issues before they spiral 💉.

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The crypto market rn splits with 80% locked into Bitcoin’s heavy dominance while the remaining 20% fuels all those spicy altcoins out there 🌑. This vibe’s bound to flip over time with alts claiming way more ground. Last year popped off huge for alts packed with fresh projects and wild fundraising rounds in degen spaces like decentralized social nets and swaps.

The Augur Token Presale Frenzy 💸

A year back this fresh project called Augur dropped as an altcoin bringing prediction markets onto a fully decentralized network 🖤. It sets up that perfect creepy space to stack future profits straight from your sharp calls.

The presale kicked off on August 17th 2015 and ran for around 1.5 months. They pulled in an insane 5 million USD back then on the first day alone it grabbed 2000 Bitcoins worth 500,000$ at the time while today those same 2000 BTC hit around 1,200,000$. The whole point was funding the platform and handing out Augur’s REP tokens to early degen investors. The token name is Reputation or REP with 11 million created during that round.

Augur: This Sick Prediction Powerhouse 👁️

Let’s kick things off with a quick intro vid. Augur runs built on the Ethereum chain as a full DAPP. The crew of seven devs with Joey Craig leading the charge aims to nail down the real odds on future events. Joey even scored a 100,000$ prize from the IEL foundation for his tech magic. Two brains always beat one so the more predictions the sharper the calls get in finance tech politics and beyond. Augur wants to be that global forecasting beast where the crowd’s wisdom makes markets way more accurate than any lone expert or poll.

What’s Next for Augur? 🚀

The beta’s live now so after a quick sign up you can play around with test tokens.

REP token distribution hits on September 9th when trading kicks off on big exchanges. Joey thinks the full product drops by end of year. We got that epic interview from August 2016 on Epicenter Bitcoin too. Good luck to the whole Augur squad and all the investors riding this wave 🕸️ 💀.

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