Hunter Biden just dropped a bombshell by teasing his new meme coin LAPTOP launching straight on Coinbase’s Base chain September 9, all named after that infamous laptop drama from the 2020 election vibes 🖤. He’s holding back a fat 20% slice of the supply to airdrop the homies who got wrecked holding Donald Trump’s TRUMP coin too.
Biden Drops The Ticker And Date 💀
The Wall Street Journal spilled the tea Monday morning and Hunter hopped on his verified X account just 4 minutes later to confirm it with the $LAPTOP ticker plus that September 9 drop date next to a quick 31-second Fox News clip.
September 9 pic.twitter.com/QokgWLNxgL
— Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) September 7, 2026
Supply Split Looks Sinisterly Generous 👀
The token rocks a clean 1 billion total supply with the founding squad including Hunter locking 30% for six months before a slow two-year release drip. Another 20% splits across two sneaky airdrop rounds for those TRUMP coin bag holders underwater, plus his Substack fans and Andrew Callaghan’s mailing list crew.
20% lines up for liquidity pools, exchange listings and legal fees while up to 30% gets burned on big milestones like a fresh Bitcoin all-time high, LAPTOP flipping TRUMP’s market cap, or a Democratic 2028 election win 🌙.
Fake versions already popped up on Solana, BNB Chain and TON racking $6.9 million in shady volume within the first hour, yet none hold any official contract since it lands live Wednesday on Base.
Base Network Attracts The Usual Scammy Chaos 🕸️
Coinbase’s Base has pulled over 500 scam tokens right after its 2023 debut, and blockchain sleuth ZachXBT keeps tracing hijacked celeb accounts pushing those fakes with $3.5 million drifting to anon wallets. TRUMP itself launched January 18 2025 on Solana, crashed over 50% fast when Melania launched hers, and now sits near $2.28 after peaking at $73.43 earlier.
The Real Laptop Story Gets Darker 🔮
That laptop is legit though; Hunter left it at a Wilmington Delaware repair shop back in 2019 and the New York Post dropped its files in October 2020 right before the election. An FBI agent confirmed the serial matched Apple records during his 2024 trial while Hunter pushes back claiming cloud storage theft. The official LAPTOP contract fires live on Base September 9 so stay sharp out here 🦇.
Just another echo from the void by iconofsin.eth 💖
